You stop dead in your tracks. You know you’ve reached that critical moment when your lips are as dry as the Sahara. You put your hands in your pockets. Shit. You look around and there she is, your girl with a shiny pink pout. She’s playfully batting at her hair, attempting to keep it from sticking to her lips as she tries to suck down an iced non-fat latte without actually touching the straw with the outside of her mouth. Do you ask to use her lip balm?
Photo courtesy of Jack Black.
Jack Black says “Hell no!” And we’re inclined to agree. Jack Black is arguably the most awesome skin care and shaving products retailer known to man, and here’s why. They know that men need easy solutions to real problems, and they use the finest ingredients to make it happen. We’re talking plant extracts, herbs, and healing botanicals that women only wish they had in their products but cheaper, a lot cheaper. But, don’t tell her because then she’ll want to snag your stuff for a change.
We especially love their Intense Therapy Lip Balm, which is why we carry it. It soothes chapped lips for instant relief so you can look and feel your best without the stickiness. It also has SPF 25 sun protection and guards against windburn and extreme heat. They come in a ton of flavors, though we’re partial to vanilla and lavender, grapefruit and ginger, and black tea and blackberry. We also carry their hand and lip duos that will cure your rough man hands at home or on the go. Even Men’s Health and Esquire magazines say their stuff is the best.
How to Use Intense Therapy Lip Balm
When your lips feel dry, apply liberally so we can sell more of this stuff, would ya?
Make sure you apply it 30 minutes before sun exposure so you don’t forget and regret it later.
Lick your lips to see if you can taste the “finest ingredients” and to appear super sexy.
Reapply, since you were stupid and licked off all the product.